Quarkquix, Wheelydealer

^{((OOC Note: Only RP Gil, Haggling very acceptable))}A small man in a Goblin Hood stands before you with a packet picnic basket full of carefully labelled cheesewheels, and a few other assorted appetizing accoutrements._{(Free Cheese Wire included with all purchases over 1 ponze)}

The Cheeses (Listed from 'Approachable and Affordable' to 'Eccentric Gillionaire Collectors Luxuries')Rolanberry Schmear Ball
Our bestselling creamy crowdpleaser of a sweet spreadable, swirled with ribbons of rolanberry puree & rolled in chopped gridanian walnuts. A favorite at any dessert party or brunch. This is the cheese we pull out when the Feds come. Otherwise, have at it. It's perfectly normal and delicious, after all.Skull Valley Bleu
A semi-firm, robust and sea-salty sheep's milk blue cheese, aged in limestone caverns of Western La Noscea till it becomes deeply mottled with seagreen mold.
Sailors' Legend claims that applying this cheese to wounds may cure gangrene.Golden Bazaar White Truffle Chevre
Earthy. Luxuriously aromatic and tangy fresh aldgoat's milk blended with truffle shavings.Stone Vigil Cheese
Hard. Holey. A bit sour to the taste. A recipe rumored to have been used by Ishgardian Temple Knights in times of Inquisition.
Causes Semi-Paralysis.Onemind Washed Rind
A bloomy, pungent mini-wheel, with its gooey center, has been washed in Caelumfruit wine and uses Gnathic cheese techniques to produce exceptionally sweet, nutty & funky depth of flavor.
Can be used to commune with the GnathMite-Quark
A soft goblin cheese, aged and fermented in rye flour since last Heavensturn.
Covered in live cheese mites. Banned in three city-states.Rot Cheese
A positively putrid wheel of oozing fermented Ovoibos milk cheese. Highly coveted by weird foodie collectors.
Contains maggots. Banned in three city states. Believed to be a powerful aphrocheesiac.Milkroot Mozzarella
A fresh buffalo milk cheese mixed with the thick white sap of the ochu root & dreamtoad oil.
Grants its user wondrously terrible Sylphic visionsAlexander's Wheel
A prized secret of the Blue Hand, this limited and exclusive cheese is a legend among gamblers, seers and sentimentalists. It's rumored to be the culprit behind A Starlight Story about one miserly man's overnight journey through Starlights past and future.
Hallucinogenic. It causes a timeskip trip, for up to a full day, which may feel like a sennight moon or a turn slid passively forward & back along your personal timeline.Extras
Dravanian Rendered Bear Grease (By the Tin)
A truely all-purpose cast-iron cookery seasoning fat, pastry lard, leather conditioner, lamp oil, gun lubricant, hair pomade, boot waterproofing, skin salve, etc...Gnomefish
A Dravanian goblin delicacy. Boiled whole in a laquer glaze of birch syrup, which preserves the fish.